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Warped Children’s Songs, by Danny Birt, is an irreverent romp through your favorite childhood tunes, but with a twist your mother never imagined.  Recast with lyrics as biting as they are funny, this collection is a must for fans of Tom Lehrer, Weird Al Yankovic, and the all-time favorite Fractured Fairy Tales.

CAUTION: The songs on this album are parodies, and are not intended for children (or people with no sense of humor).  There is no profanity in this album, or sexually explicit lyrics.  Don’t be misled by the cute rubber ducks on the cover.

© 2007 Danny Birt (634479659669)

Track Listings

1. The Speeding Ticket Song
2. Row, Row, Row Your Raft
3. Mary Had A Business Plan
4. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and HMOs
5. Anatomy, Gravity, and You
6. 1337 ABC
7. A Little Dog
8. Psych Ward Applause
9. Twinkle, Twinkle, PMS
10. There’s a Hole In My Jihad
11. One Egg Short of A Dozen
12. This Little Capitalist Piggy
13. Mary Had a Little Ham
14. ABCD Little Star
15. Indians, Shmindians
16. Southern US Border Road Trip
17. The Phonetic Alphabet Song
18. Battle Hymn of the Republican
19. My Pledge John
20. We’re Not Here Because We’re Here
21. Rock-a-bye-bye-baby
22. NLT 99 Bottles