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Danny Birt - Warped Children's Songs


Price: $16.00
Availability: in stock
Prod. Code: DB-004

Warped Children’s Songs, by Danny Birt, is an irreverent romp through your favorite childhood tunes, but with a twist your mother never imagined.  Recast with lyrics as biting as they are funny, this collection is a must for fans of Tom Lehrer, Weird Al Yankovic, and the all-time favorite Fractured Fairy Tales.

CAUTION: The songs on this album are parodies, and are not intended for children (or people with no sense of humor).  There is no profanity in this album, or sexually explicit lyrics.  Don’t be misled by the cute rubber ducks on the cover.

© 2007 Danny Birt (634479659669)


Track Listings

  1. The Speeding Ticket Song
  2. Row, Row, Row Your Raft
  3. Mary Had A Business Plan
  4. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and HMOs
  5. Anatomy, Gravity, and You
  6. 1337 ABC
  7. A Little Dog
  8. Psych Ward Applause
  9. Twinkle, Twinkle, PMS
  10. There’s a Hole In My Jihad
  11. One Egg Short of A Dozen
  12. This Little Capitalist Piggy
  13. Mary Had a Little Ham
  14. ABCD Little Star
  15. Indians, Shmindians
  16. Southern US Border Road Trip
  17. The Phonetic Alphabet Song
  18. Battle Hymn of the Republican
  19. My Pledge John
  20. We’re Not Here Because We’re Here
  21. Rock-a-bye-bye-baby
  22. NLT 99 Bottles